Quote from Forum Archives on May 22, 2006, 10:57 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Parents"

 

 

Even after 35 years of marriage my parents do everything together. They left on their usual errands early one morning and returned from shopping around 3 p m. When my mother realized that they had forgotten to pick up the birthday cake for a party that night, she decided to go herself to pick it up.

 

An hour later she returned laughing uproariously. "You know you've been spending a lot of time with your husband," she told me, "when you run to the store yourself, pay the cashier, return to the car, get into the passenger side...and wait impatiently for your husband to drive you home!"

 

 

"School Project"

 

 

My 12-year-old daughter asked me, "Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project."

 

I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was. A few days later, I was in her classroom for a parent-teacher meeting when noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created. The title was "The Oldest Thing in my House."

 

"A Fussy Eater"

 

 

A fussy eater, my nine-year-old asked me to buy multigrain bread. Pleased that he wanted such a healthy food, I bought a loaf while shopping one day. The next morning as I made his sandwich for school, I told him I was happy he liked multigrain bread. "I don't," he said. "But the kid I give my sandwiches to does."

 

"Preach Hellfire"

 

 

A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a
bottle of it on his dining room table. He offered some to a guest,
who took a big spoonful.
When the guest finally was able to speak, he gasped,
 "I've heard many ministers preach hellfire, but you are
the first one I've met who passed out a sample of it."

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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