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#1 · December 19, 2003, 7:46 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

 
 
*** Payment In Full ***
The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he  noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.
     
Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in  the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
 
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
 
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
 
"And why did you take him?"
 
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

*** How Many Wives ***
 

Little Johnny was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his Uncle Rodney asked him,
"So Johnny, now that you've been to your first
wedding, can you tell me how many women can a
man marry?"
 
"Sixteen," Johnny responded.
 
His Uncle was amazed that he had an answer so
quickly and asked, "How do you know that?"
 
"Easy," Little Johnny said. "All you have to do
is add it up, like the preacher said,'4 better,
4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer'."

*** Start By Age ***
 
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of
causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building
where they lived.  The women were arguing noisily, even in the
courtroom.
 
The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them, said, "We are going
to do this in an orderly manner.  I can't listen to all of you
at once.  I'll hear the oldest first."
 
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.
 

*** Christmas & Christians ***
If Xmas is Christmas, Are Christians Xians?         
Christ-less Christmas is like a counterfeit dollar. 
The best gift around the Christmas tree is a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
 
*** Christmas Time Again ***
Christmas time is here again,
Children's laughter and
Christmas carol's floating through the air
We close our eyes and try to remember
Our very first Christmas together.
 
Presents and toys all around the tree
We all know tonight Santa's
Coming down the chimney,
But what does Christmas really mean?
Christmas is more than toys or trees
It's about being with families
And sharing memories
 
It is at this time of the year
We are reminded of the true meaning of Christmas
That is the birth of Christ
And on this very special day
we would like to wish everyone
A very Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year.
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 

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