Picnic
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
The minister's little six-year-old girl had been
so naughty during the week, that her mother
decided to give her the worst kind of punishment.
She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday
School Picnic on Saturday. When the day
came, her mother felt she had been too harsh
and changed her mind.
When she told the little girl she could go to the
picnic, the child's reaction was one of gloom
and unhappiness.
"What's the matter? I thought you'd be glad to
go to the picnic." her mother said.
"It's too late!" the little girl said. "I've already
prayed for rain!"
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No Sale
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wears. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.
"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small boy.
"Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother was home!?"
The kid replied, "She is; but this isn't where I live."
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HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO
CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our
whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid,
burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just
ate was a light bulb?
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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