Planned Vacation
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
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~~~ Afraid of the Dark ~~~
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother
told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the
broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't
want to go out there. It's dark."
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have
to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out
there. He'll look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked,
"Are you sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to
help you when you need him," she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went
to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into
the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would
you please hand me the broom?"
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~~~ Time Off ~~~
Two men working in a facory were talking. "I know how to get some time off," said one.
"How are you going to do that?"
"Watch," he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied."I'm a lightbulb."
"I think you need some time off," the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.
"Where do you think you're going?" the foreman shouted.
"I can't work in the dark," he said.
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~~~ Parental Rules ~~~
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to
point out the proper behavior for church,
was trying to elicit from the youngsters
rules that their parents might give before
taking them to a nice restaurant.
"Don't play with your food," one second
grader cited.
"Don't be loud," said another, and so on.
"And what rule do your parents give you
before you go out to eat?" the priest
inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied,
"Order something cheap."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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