Playing House
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Good morning, children," she said. "What can I do for you?"
"We're playing house," the little girl answered. "This is my husband and I'm his wife. Can we come in?"
Thoroughly enchanted by the scene, the elderly lady replied, "By all means, do come in."
Once inside, she offered the children lemonade and cookies, which they graciously accepted. When a second tall glass of lemonade was offered, the little girl politely declined. "No thank you," she said. "We have to go now. My husband just wet his pants.
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Thinner
I was shopping in an arts and crafts
store, where a friend of mine worked, for a gift for my
niece. She had taken an interest in oil painting and I
planned to purchase a beginner set of paints and brushes.
My friend was at the cash register when I was checking out.
I hadn't seen her for a few weeks and had started a diet in
the meantime, having moderate success. She asked me if I
had gotten thinner. I was thrilled that it showed already
and replied that I had lost a few pounds.
She rolled her eyes and said, "I meant paint thinner."
Have a Great Day
Dave and Barbara
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