Playing House Monday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
The girl approaches the boy and says,
"Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate," and he says
to her, "that word is too big. I have no idea what it means."
The little girl smirks and says,
"Perfect. You can be the husband."
asked him if he remembered his Bible lesson for the day.
Little Johnny replied, "I sure do! I can even remember the
Zip Code - Luke 19:40."
Our local fire department got a call that a flock of
geese had become stuck in a frozen lake. A rescue
team crawled out onto the ice, pushing a boat and
ice-breaking tools. They got within three yards
--and the flock flew off! The men were left
staring at open water.
Someone at the station asked, "How did it go?"
The reply was, "Wild goose chase."
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