Pledge Allegiance
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Johnny was at his first day of school.
The teacher advised the class that they start the day with the pledge of
allegiance and instructed them to put their right hand over their heart
and repeat after him.
As he starts the recitation he looks around the room, "I pledge allegiance
to the flag..." When his eyes fell on Johnny he found he had his hand
over the right side of his bottom.
"Johnny, I will not continue till you put you hand over your heart."
Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."
After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart the
teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"
"Because every time my Grandma comes to visit she picks me up and pats me
here and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie."
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BONUS JOKE
The City Slicker
A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up
farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby
chickens." The co-op man complies.
A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The
co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby
chickens."
"Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!"
"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too
far apart!"