Police Dog
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
It was the end of the day when I parked my police
van in front of the station. As I gathered my
equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards
the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
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Police Help
While taking a routine vandalism report at an
elementary school, I was interrupted by a little
girl about six years old. Looking up and down
at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"
"Yes," I answered and continued writing the
report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should
ask the police. Is that right?"
"Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot
toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
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State Trooper
A State Trooper
was pulling off an expressway near Chicago.
When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp,
he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car.
The driver placed the bucket of chicken on top of his car,
got in and drove off with the bucket still on top of his car.
So the trooper decides to pull him over and perform a
community service by giving the driver his chicken. So he
pulled him over, walked up to the car, pulled the bucket
off the roof and offered it to the driver.
The driver looks at the trooper and says, "No thanks,
I just bought some."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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