Polish Sausage
Quote from Forum Archives on September 22, 1999, 12:48 pmPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
A Guy goes into the store and says to the clerk, I would like some Polish
Sausage.The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?"
The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask
me if I were Italian??? or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me
if I were German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I were
Mexican?The clerk says "Well, no."
The guy says "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for
Polish sausage????"The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Sausage.
The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?"
The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask
me if I were Italian??? or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me
if I were German?? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I were
Mexican?
The clerk says "Well, no."
The guy says "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for
Polish sausage????"
The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."