Political Humor
Posted by: root <root@...>
spotted a man below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I
am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "you're in a hot air balloon
approximately 30 feet above the ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea
level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees,
49.09 minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
"I am." replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still
lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," she replied, "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a
promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your
problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but
somehow now, it's MY fault!"
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