Ponderables
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
The best way to get even is to forget..
Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...
Some folks wear their halos much too tight...
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have
to be maintained on earth.
Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 or 6 days,
then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...
Words are windows to the heart.
A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting
on the wall claims it's a forgery.
It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill
- just add a little dirt.
A successful marriage isn't finding the right person
- it's being the right person.
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held
its ground.
Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks
all over them.
The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people
can hold it.
To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then
discover the prisoner was you.
You have to wonder about humans, they think God is
dead and Elvis is alive!
You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when
it sticks out its neck...
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence,
you can bet the water bill is higher.
And last but not least-- God gave the angels Wings,
and He gave humans CHOCOLATE.
Map Of The World
A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little
daughter, Kelly. Finally, he tore a sheet out of his magazine on which
was printed the map of the world. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to
Kelly, and said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this
together."
After a few minutes, Kelly returned and handed him the map, correctly
fitted together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished
so quickly.
"Oh," she said, on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When
I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then the world came together.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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