Pondering...
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust"
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they
get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got
a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!!"
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks
so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks? (no offense k? )
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an
emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor.
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they
delivered the mail?
I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much . . . Just look at Henry
Ford...all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac.
If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.
I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where
you came from:"