Pondering Thoughts
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.
I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from:"
I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust"
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!
I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much . . . Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!
If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
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Church Signs
At a church in Ft Lauderdale Florida. The sign was hanging on the side exit door and it read "DON'T FORGET, JUDAS ALSO LEFT EARLY".
"Free Life & Fire Insurance, Inquire with-in."
"Lord, help me get up when I fall. I can fall by myself."
"Christians are the light of the world, but the switch has to be turned on."
"This is a Sign from God."
"Wise men still seek Him."
"Sleep peacefully, God is awake."
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Sunday School Lesson
After attending a sunday school lesson, a group of young children were given an asignment for the following sunday. The minister said that after teaching about the ministry of Jesus, he told them to bring a visual example of what they learned in this teaching.
The following sunday morning the teacher started the class right off by asking some of the children what they brought over to illustrate to the class. Little Debbie walked up to the front of the room and sprinkled a salt shaker on the table, and said, "we are the salt of the earth." The teacher said, "very good Debbie." Then little Sammy followed by lighting a beautiful white candle, and said, "Jesus is the light of the world." Again, the teacher was delighted. Another little girl walked up with a whole loaf of bread, and breaking it in half said, "Jesus is the bread of life."
Finally, little Johnny walked up front and swiftly broke an egg on the teachers head. The teacher screamed and said, "Johnny, what is the meaning of that???" He said, "oh, Jesus also said that His yoke was easy!!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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