Potato Personalities Wednesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Tators"
Some people never seem motivated to participate,
but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Speck Tators".
Some people never do anything to help, but are
gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Tators".
Some people are always looking to cause
problems by asking others to agree with them.
It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet.
They are called "Agie Tators".
There are those who say they will help, but somehow
just never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Tators".
Some people can put up a front and
pretend to be someone they are not.
They are called "Emma Tators".
Then there are those who love and do what they say they
will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing
and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
the table; Mr. & Mrs. Smith and their little son. Jonathan.
She says, "Jonathan, what would you like?"
He says, "I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich."
She says, "Jonathan, I'm sorry, we don't serve grilled
cheese sandwiches."
He says, "You have a grill, don't you?"
She says, "Yes."
He says, "You have cheese, don't you?"
She says, "Yes."
He says, "You have bread, don't you?"
She says, "Yes."
He says, "Well, I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich."
This kid is eight years old!!
The waitress says, "Jonathan, I'll go see if the chef will
fix you a grilled cheese sandwich."
She comes back in a little while and says, "Okay, Jonathan,
the chef agreed to fix you a grilled cheese sandwich. I
forgot to ask you, though, what you want to drink."
He says, "I'll have a milkshake."
She says, "Jonathan, your parents have probably already told
you we don't serve milkshakes." She was ready for him this
time. She says, "Now, it is true we have milk. And it is
true we have ice cream. But we don't have the syrup."
He says, "You have a car, don't you?"
There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted
a little boy that had a lemonade stand-- it being hot and him being
thirsty-- he decided to stop. once he got up to the little boy's stand,
he noticed a sign that said "All you can drink 10 cents", well, he
thought that it was an awful small glass, but since it was only 10 cents
for all you can drink, he decided to get some anyway. Well, he gave the
boy a dime, and shot down the whole glass in one swig. so he slapped it
back onto the table and says, "fill 'er up." and the kid says, "sure
thing, that'll be 10 cents." To this the business man says, "but your
sign says all you can drink for a dime." "It is," the little boy
replies, "that's all you can drink for a dime.
A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears.
"Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meat loaf for
dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe
exactly, and I know I have the recipe right because it's
the one you gave me. But it just didn't come out right,
and I'm so upset. I wanted this to be so special for
George because he loves meat loaf. What could have
gone wrong?"
Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go
through the recipe. You read it out loud and tell me
exactly what you did at each step, and together we'll
figure it out."
"OK," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out,
'Take fifty cents worth of ground beef' ..."
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