Praying To Loudly
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his
lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR
A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the
little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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Lost Bible
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover
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Altar Call
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.
After the closing prayer, he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the entire congregation.
But for the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of the bride and groom who were to be married.
Using some quick thinking wit, "Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.
Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the front.
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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