Pressing Suit
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A young man came home from the office
and found his bride sobbing convulsively.
"I feel terrible," she told him.
"I was pressing your suit and I burned a
big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Forget it," consoled her husband.
"Remember that I've got an
extra pair of pants for that suit."
"Yes, and it's lucky you have,"
said the woman, drying her eyes.
"I used them to patch the hole."
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Blonde Hair
My daughter has very long thick blonde hair
and people are always commenting on it and
asking where she got it.
She replied" My daddy gave it to me.
When he was little, he had lots of
really thick blonde hair, but then he
grew up, and it fell out."
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Four Seasons
When asking my 5 year old son what the four seasons were, he
replied after much thought ..four seasons are salt, pepper,
mustard and vinegar.
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Grand Central Station
When my daughter Annie was 10, she flew to New York City
with me on one of my trips. The first evening, I took her
to see Grand Central Station. I asked her what she
thought of it, and she replied, "Dad, it's big, but I
always thought Grand Central Station was a bathroom."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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