Priest Visit
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
The local parish priest was making a visit to a family in the neighborhood.
He knocked on the door, and a little 4-year-old boy answered the door.The child, recognizing the priest, yells to his dad, "Hey, Dad! That guy that works for God is here!"
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Just Waiting
The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while.
The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?"
"No, I'm just waiting."
"Waiting for what?"
"Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer."
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Truisms
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when
you're in deep water.
Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not
have had a very exciting youth.
How come it takes so little time for a child who
is afraid of the dark to become a teen-ager who
wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because
they demonstrate how many people a company
can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger
than everyone else looks?
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
There are no new sins....the old ones just get
more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for
a wrong number at 4AM. ... It could be a right
number.
Think about this..... No one ever says "It's only
a game" when their team is winning.
How come we choose from just two people for
president and 50 for Miss America?
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will
make him wag his tail.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't
live long enough to make them all yourself.
The nicest thing about the future is that it always
starts tomorrow.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably
don't have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
You know you're old when you reach down to get
the wrinkles out of your panty hose and realize
you aren't wearing any.
I've reached the age where I don't take YES for
an answer.
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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