Prominent Surgeon

#1 · February 19, 2004, 1:26 am

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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Prominent Surgeon

A prominent surgeon, who was a member of operating teams at both
St. Francis Hospital and Christ Hospital in the Chicago area,
would operate in the morning, then field calls about his patients
in the evening.

One night, a few dinner guests were quite shocked as the good
doctor was on the phone talking to a resident at Christ Hospital,
when the other phone rang.

His wife answered, then whispered to her husband, "It's St. Francis
calling."

He whispered back, "Tell St. Francis I'll have to call back. I'm
talking to Christ."

Crayons

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books.
Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said,
"Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons."

"Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any crayons.
You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't
have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?"

"Not really," Willie said, "What happened to all them crayons?"

COUNTING CHICKENS

The farmer stood in his chicken yard watching
hundreds of baby chicks running here and there. He
kept pointing to them and trying to count them.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, oh, no..." then he
would start over, "one, two, three, four, and,...
oh, no." Then he'd start over again.

Finally he said, "I give up. They say don't count
your chickens before they hatch but it sure is easier
to do that than it is to count them after they hatch."

Beep Beep

Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old
granddaughter and beeped the horn by
mistake. She turned and looked at him for
an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."

He replied, "How did you know?"

She said, "Because you didn't say "idiot!"
afterwards.

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Prominent Surgeon

A prominent surgeon, who was a member of operating teams at both
St. Francis Hospital and Christ Hospital in the Chicago area,
would operate in the morning, then field calls about his patients
in the evening.

One night, a few dinner guests were quite shocked as the good
doctor was on the phone talking to a resident at Christ Hospital,
when the other phone rang.

His wife answered, then whispered to her husband, "It's St. Francis
calling."

He whispered back, "Tell St. Francis I'll have to call back. I'm
talking to Christ."

Crayons

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books.
Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said,
"Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons."

"Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any crayons.
You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't
have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?"

"Not really," Willie said, "What happened to all them crayons?"

COUNTING CHICKENS

The farmer stood in his chicken yard watching
hundreds of baby chicks running here and there. He
kept pointing to them and trying to count them.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, oh, no..." then he
would start over, "one, two, three, four, and,...
oh, no." Then he'd start over again.

Finally he said, "I give up. They say don't count
your chickens before they hatch but it sure is easier
to do that than it is to count them after they hatch."

Beep Beep

Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old
granddaughter and beeped the horn by
mistake. She turned and looked at him for
an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."

He replied, "How did you know?"

She said, "Because you didn't say "idiot!"
afterwards.

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

     _/      ;-: : ;    __========================|
       _U__n_^_''__[. o0o__| |_i_|..|_i_|..||_i_|..|_i_|.| ||
   c(_ ..(_ ..(_ ..( /,,,,,,] |Clean Hewmor Train  `o/`
,____________'_|,L_____],|____________ _|| |__|_|-|_|
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