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#1 · July 21, 2005, 7:19 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Proper Identification"
 
 
A woman went into a bank to get a check cashed, but she didn't have an account with them. When the teller her asked for some identification, the woman showed her several charge cards, her social security card and a library card.
 
The teller told her they needed a driver's license, but the woman said she didn't have one.
 
"Don't you have anything with your picture on it?" the teller asked.
 
"Oh, sure," she said, as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet.
"That's me in the back row."
From Brian
 
 
"Little Johnie"
 
 
"If you had a quarter," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked   your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"
 
"One quarter." answered little Johnny
 
"You don't know your arithmetic," said the teacher shaking her head.
 
 Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my father."
 
 
"The Efficiency Expert"
 
 
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
 
"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.
 
"Well, I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time".
 
"Hon," I suggested, "why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
 
The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"
 
The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get my breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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