PUNISHMENT IN SCHOOL
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
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*** One-liners ***
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for
duty.
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory
position.
Coincidences happen when God chooses to remain anonymous.
If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.
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*** Two Worms ***
In Sunday school, the teacher was asked what Noah and his family did while they were on the ark.
The teacher said: "Well, I don't know, but maybe they were fishing".
One little boy looked up at her and said: "I don't think they were fishing. At least not very much."
"Why not?" asked the teacher.
"Because they only had two worms".
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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