Puppy Christmas
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
The Twelve days of Christmas - Puppy Style
On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
Eleven unwrapped presents
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
A dozen puppy kisses
And I forgot all about the other eleven days.
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~~~ Powermower ~~~
Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, Jane kept
hinting to Dick, her husband, that he needed to get it fixed, but somehow the
message wasn't sinking in.
She finally thought of a clever way to make the point. When Dick arrived
home that day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily clipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time, then went into the house. Jane thought
she had again failed to get his attention. Well, he was gone only a few
moments, and when he came out again he handed her a toothbrush saying, "When
you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the sidewalks.
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~~~ Thank You ~~~
A parent decreed one Christmas that she was no longer going to
remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result
their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous
checks she had given. The next year things were different,
however.
"The children came over in person to thank me," the grandparent
told a friend triumphantly.
"How wonderful!" the friend exclaimed. "What do you think caused
the change in behavior?"
"Oh, that's easy," the grandmother replied. "This year I didn't
sign the checks."
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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