Question and answer
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He didn't want any advice.
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin' Catholic!
Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!'
Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
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*** Baptism ***
A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five
year old daughter.
As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could
properly witness the service.
During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a
tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that
he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.
With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and
asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby??"
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*** Offering ***
A hat was passed around a church congregation to take up an offering for the
visiting minister.
Presently, it was returned to him...embarrassingly empty.
Slowly, the parson inverted the hat and shook it meaningfully. Then, raising
his eyes heavenward, he exclaimed, "I thank you, Lord, that I got my hat
back from this congregation."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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