Quickies
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!"
Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an
officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up, "Yeah ? Well, if
we were speeding, so were you!"
Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said,
"Let's play doctor." "Good idea." said the other. "You operate,
and I'll sue."
I guess you can get too health conscious... The wife and I don't
have a lot of "junk food" in the house. Upon eating a snack of
some munchies or other my Grandson asked what vitamins they had
in them. I told him I doubted there were any at all. He replied
wide-eyed, "You mean these are just for fun?"
DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard
the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his
five-year-old son and his
playmates had found a dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small
box and a cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of
the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers
and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father
always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather.. .and unto the Sonnn.......and
into the hole he gooooes."
SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write --
and
they won't let me talk!"
BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked
up the object and looked at it.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama,
look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's
Adam's
underwear!
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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