Re: {HUMOR} another bass player joke
Posted by: weeks <weeks@...>
> Quarter with an alligator under his arm. He walked into a
> club on Bourbon Street and stepped up to the bar.
> "Bartender," he asked, "Do you serve bass players here?"
> "Sure do" replied the bartender.
> "Good," said the musician. "I'd like a beer for me and a
> bass player for my alligator."
Pretty darn funny. Reminds me of a non PC thing we did back in HS. One
of my best friends was a black guy named Ernie. He and I went into
Wendy's one night and he walked up to the black lady behind the counter
and asked if they served black people there. She gave him a bizzare look
and said yes, to which Ernie replied, "Great...I'll have two to go".
Caught me completely off guard and I died laughing. We got kicked out.
As bad as it sounds now, I swear it's true.
- James
"I will always remember the day Rene Descartes died. We had just
finished a wonderful meal and were sitting around plotting our next move
over coffee. The waitress came up and asked, "More Coffee?" Descartes
replied, "I think not." And just disappeared right before my eyes."