Reattachment
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the arm in a plastic bag and took Jim to a surgeon.
The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching
limbs! Come back in 5 hours." So Joe left and when he returned
in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Jim is
down at the pub." Joe went to he pub and there was Jim, throwing darts.
A few weeks later, Joe and Jim were cutting wood again, and
Jim cut his leg off. Joe put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and
Jim back to the surgeon.
The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are a little tougher.
Come back in 8 hours." Joe left and when he came back in 6
hours the surgeon said "I finished early, Jim's down at the soccer
field." Joe went down to the soccer field and there was Jim, kicking
goals.
A few weeks later, Jim had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Joe
put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of Jim to the
surgeon.
The surgeon looked at the situation and said "Gosh, heads are really
tough. Come back in 12 hours."
So Joe left and when he returned in twelve hours the surgeon said
regretfully "I'm sorry, Jim died."
Joe said "I understand - heads are tough."
The surgeon said, "Oh no! The surgery went fine! Jim suffocated in that
plastic bag."