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Reservations Thursday
#1 · October 20, 2004, 9:24 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
"Reservations"
On vacation in Ohio, we called up a cafe'
to make reservations for 7 P.M. Checking
her book, the cheery hostess said, "I'm sorry,
but all we have is 6:45. Would you like that?"
her book, the cheery hostess said, "I'm sorry,
but all we have is 6:45. Would you like that?"
"That's fine," we said.
"Okay," the woman confirmed. Then she added, "Just
be advised that you may have to wait 15 minutes
for your table."
"Teacher"
It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior. Now," he said," are there any questions?
"One girl stood up timidly. "Please sir," she asked, "May we have our teacher back?"
"Where is exactly is your teacher?"
"He's in the hall, sir."
Pastor's Visit
Our pastor was making a visit to my nephew's home.
He knocked on the door, and the little 4-year-old boy went
to the door and saw the pastor.
He called to his dad, "Hey, Dad! That guy that works for
God is here!"
God is here!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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