Quote from Forum Archives on August 25, 2003, 8:22 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

~ ** ~ Restless ~ ** ~

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon
dragged on and on.

 

Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
"Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

 

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~ ** ~ Listening ~ ** ~
 
After listening restlessly to a long and tedious sermon, a 6-year-
old boy asked his father what the preacher did the rest of the week.
"Oh he's a very busy man," the father replied. "He takes care of church
business, visits the sick, ministers to the poor.... And then he has to
have time to rest up. Talking in public isn't an easy job, you know.
"The boy thought about that, then said, "Well, listening ain't easy, either."

 

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~ ** ~ Figety ~ ** ~

 

Pastor Dave Charlton tells us, "After a worship service at First Baptist
Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy
told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.

 

About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you
don't be quiet, Pastor Charlton is going to lose his place and will have to
start his sermon all over again!

 

It worked."

 

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Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

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