Righteous Johnny
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A mother looked out a window and saw lil Johnny playing church with their three kittens. He had them lined up and was preaching to them.
The mother turned around to do some work...
A while later she heard meowing and yeowling out the back door. She went to the window and saw Johnny baptizing the kittens.
She opened the window and said, "Lil Johnny, stop that! You'll drown those kittens."
Johnny looked at her and said with much conviction in his voice, "They should had thought of that before they joined my church."
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(^_^) Sunday School Lesson (^_^)
After attending a sunday school lesson, a group of young children were given an asignment for the following sunday. The minister said that after teaching about the ministry of Jesus, he told them to bring a visual example of what they learned in this teaching.
The following sunday morning the teacher started the class right off by asking some of the children what they brought over to illustrate to the class. Little Debbie walked up to the front of the room and sprinkled a salt shaker on the table, and said, "we are the salt of the earth." The teacher said, "very good Debbie." Then little Sammy followed by lighting a beautiful white candle, and said, "Jesus is the light of the world." Again, the teacher was delighted. Another little girl walked up with a whole loaf of bread, and breaking it in half said, "Jesus is the bread of life."
Finally, little Johnny walked up front and swiftly broke an egg on the teachers head. The teacher screamed and said, "Johnny, what is the meaning of that???" He said, "oh, Jesus also said that His yoke was easy!!"
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(^_^) Listen (^_^)
Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me.
He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and."
After a while, he grew bored, and I asked, "Would you like to listen for a different word?"
"Yes," he whispered. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'."
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Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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