Rough Day At Play Wednesday
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
Ten-year-old Keith came into the house covered with
mud
after finishing a rough day at play. "Mom," he
shouted,
"if I fell out of a tree, would you rather I broke a
leg
or tore my pants?"
"What a silly question," his mother answered from the
next room. "I'd rather you tore your pants!"
"Well, I got good news for you then," the boy replied
triumphantly. "That's exactly what happened!"
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"The Christening"
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the
car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he
wanted us
brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay
with
you guys."
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"New Year's Resolutions You Can Keep"
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after
year
that you never keep? Why not promise to do something
you
can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions
that you
can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Don't date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.
8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to
see
the largest ball of twine.
9. Don't jump off a cliff just because everyone else
did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out
more.
11. Don't have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
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Have a Blessed day
Dave and Barbara
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