Rules Of The Game
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At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players,
"Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a
team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at
first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand
all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."
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BONUS JOKE
Father Of The Twins
Years ago I had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head
nurse brought them out for their father to see.
He could hardly believe his good fortune.
The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was
enclosed in a blue blanket.
The father took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and
believe they had finally arrived.
As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You
can't touch those babies. You aren't sterile!!"
Without missing a beat, and with a big smile, the husband boasted, "You
betcha I'm not!"