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coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when you
told her you are the only child?"
She just said, "Thank goodness!"
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There was this bank where the employees went on strike leaving the bank officers
to do the teller's tasks. While the strike was on, this customer called the
bank, and asked if they were open. They told her they had two windows open. Then
she asked, . . . "Can't I just come though the front door?"
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police
station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most
wanted men.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo
of a wanted person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."
So Little Johnny asked, "How come you didn't keep him when you took his
picture?"