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Safe Driving Award
#1 · September 5, 2002, 12:24 pm
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.
He rolled down his window and said to
the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your
safe driving and am pleased to award you
a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with
the money?"
The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said
to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD
you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
He rolled down his window and said to
the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your
safe driving and am pleased to award you
a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with
the money?"
The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said
to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD
you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
Have a Blessed daay
Dave and Barbara