Be men! In courage; not cowards, turning our back on the foe, or giving way in danger, or reproach, or evil days. In solidity; not shifting or shadowy, but immoveable as the rock. In strength; as the man is, so is his strength. Be strong! In wisdom. Foolishness is with childhood, wisdom with manhood. Speak and act with wisdom, as men. In ripeness. The faculties of men are ripe, both for thinking and working. They speak ripe words, think ripe thoughts, plan and execute ripe things. In understanding be men! In all things – what you do, and what you refrain from doing, be men. Act the manly part – let nothing effeminate, luxurious, sickly, childish, puny, little, narrow be seen about you. Christianity makes men, not babes. Adorn the doctrine of Christ by your manliness. In the Church, in the world, in business, in conversation, in prosperity, and adversity, [act] like men! Let no man despise you; and let no man despise the Gospel because of you.
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#1 · July 19, 2001, 5:54 pm

Posted by: root <root@...>

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In
order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen
to all options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent, press 1.
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work, press 2.
To complain about what we do, press 3.
To complain about staff members, press 4.
To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you, press 5.
If you want to ask us to raise your child, press 6.
If you want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone, press 7.
To complain about bus transportation, press 9.
To complain about school lunches, press 0.

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accounatable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and
that it's NOT the teacher's fault for your child(ren)'s lack of effort -
HANG UP and HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

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