Quote from Forum Archives on June 6, 2006, 9:35 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Schoolteacher and the Judge"

 

        

 

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time.

 

A wild gleam came into the judge's eyes. "You're a schoolteacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not drive through red lights' 500 times!"

 

 

"The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts"

 

              

 

The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.

 

"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter. "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready... We can't take you in and we can't send you back..."Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is St. Peter. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a few of days. What d'ya say?"

 

Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.

 

However, two days later... St. Peter got a call.

 

"Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey, you gotta come get these guys. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning."

 

"Everybody, Somebody, Anybody"

 

         

 

This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody,
Anybody, and Nobody.

 

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was
asked to do it.

 

Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have
done it, but Nobody did it.

 

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's
job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody
realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

 

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually
Nobody asked Anybody.

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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