Seatle Rain
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A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and
it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that.
She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and, out of despair, asks, "Hey,
kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"
The kid says, "How should I know? I'm only 6."
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BONUS JOKE
The Baby's Weight
At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked to use the infant scale to weigh the
baby she held in her arms.
The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she
would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together
on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the
second amount from the first.
"It won't work," countered the woman.
"Why not?" asked the clerk.
"I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."