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#1 · July 30, 2003, 12:06 am
Quote from Forum Archives on July 30, 2003, 12:06 amPosted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
<><> Secret <><>
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."{::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}<><> Little Joey <><>
Little Joey: I expect my parents to come and take me
home from camp in a day or two.Little Jesse: Lucky you! How did you get them
to do that?Little Joey: I wrote home today and asked them
one question.Little Jesse: What question?Little Joey: What's an epidemic?~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~<><> A Letter Addressed to God <><>A letter written in a childish scrawl came to the post office addressed to
"God".A postal employee, not knowing exactly what to do with the letter,
opened it and read: "Dear God, my name is Jimmy. I am 6 years old. My
father is dead and my Mom is having a hard time raising me and my sister.
Would you please send us $500?"The postal employee was touched.He showed the letter to his fellow workers and all decided to kick in a fewdollars each and send it to the family. They were able to raise $300.A couple of weeks later the same post office received a second letteraddressed to God.
The boy thanked God for the recent infusion of cash, but ended with this
request: "Next time would you send the money directly to us? If you send it
through the post office they deduct $200."~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~Have a Blessed DayDave and BarbaraNecessary Legal InformationI do not mail clean-hewmor unsolicited. If you are receiving this newsletter from me it's because you have subscribed to this mailing list. If you receive this newsletter and are not a subscriber then someone, other than me, has forwarded it to you.
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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
<><> Secret <><>
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
{::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}--{~::^^::~}
<><> Little Joey <><>
Little Joey: I expect my parents to come and take me
home from camp in a day or two.
Little Joey: I expect my parents to come and take me
home from camp in a day or two.
Little Jesse: Lucky you! How did you get them
to do that?
to do that?
Little Joey: I wrote home today and asked them
one question.
one question.
Little Jesse: What question?
Little Joey: What's an epidemic?
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
<><> A Letter Addressed to God <><>
A letter written in a childish scrawl came to the post office addressed to
"God".
"God".
A postal employee, not knowing exactly what to do with the letter,
opened it and read: "Dear God, my name is Jimmy. I am 6 years old. My
father is dead and my Mom is having a hard time raising me and my sister.
Would you please send us $500?"
opened it and read: "Dear God, my name is Jimmy. I am 6 years old. My
father is dead and my Mom is having a hard time raising me and my sister.
Would you please send us $500?"
The postal employee was touched.
He showed the letter to his fellow workers and all decided to kick in a few
dollars each and send it to the family. They were able to raise $300.
A couple of weeks later the same post office received a second letter
addressed to God.
The boy thanked God for the recent infusion of cash, but ended with this
request: "Next time would you send the money directly to us? If you send it
through the post office they deduct $200."
The boy thanked God for the recent infusion of cash, but ended with this
request: "Next time would you send the money directly to us? If you send it
through the post office they deduct $200."
~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~::^^::~
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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