Seeking Help
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"Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think
there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody
on top of it. Top, under, top, under ... you gotta help me, I'm going
crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to
me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? My barber cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
-QUOTE OF THE DAY-
"Nothing has come along that can beat the horse and buggy," said
businessman Chauncey Depew advising his nephew in 1903 not to invest
$5,000 in Ford Motor Co.
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