Quote from Forum Archives on January 26, 2005, 11:36 am

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Seniors"

 

  

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back
to their old neighborhood after they retired.

 

Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared,
where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

 

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not
sure what to do with it, they took it home.
There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.

 

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

 

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag
and hid it in their attic.

 

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood
looking for the money, and knock on the door.
"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that
fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."

 

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

 

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

 

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

 

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were
walking home from school yesterday . . . "

 

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

 

 

"Little Johnny"
 

 
Little Johnny and his mother returned from the grocery store and began
putting away the groceries. Little Johnny opened the box of animal
crackers and spread them all over the table.

 

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

 

"You can't eat them if the seal is broken" Little Johnny explained, "I'm
looking for the seal."

 

 

Animal Super Bowl

 

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game
of note between the big animals and the little animals.
The big animals were crushing little animals and at
half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally
the little animals.

At the start of the second half the big animals had the
ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain.
The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On
third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.

The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly,
"Who stopped the elephant?"  "I did" said the centipede.
"Who stopped the rhino?"  "Uh, that was me too" said the centipede.
"And how about the hippo?  Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"
"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.

"SO WHERE WERE YOU THE FIRST HALF?" demanded the coach.

"Well" said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

 

"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

 

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