Serious Problem
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
One day he escaped from his cage. The family turned the house
upside-down and finally found him. Several weeks later, while
Ruthie was at school, he disappeared again.
My niece searched frantically but never found the critter.
Hoping to make the loss less painful for Ruthie, my niece took
the cage out of her room.
When Ruthie came home from school that afternoon, she climbed into
her mother's lap. "We have a serious problem," she announced.
"Not only is my hamster gone again, but this time he took his cage."
been able to see the congregation getting more than a little restless;
he droned on none-the-less for yet another 15 minutes.
Finally he paused and said, "What else can I say Brothers and Sisters?"
"How about 'Amen' Preacher?" said a hungry soul from the rear of the
Church.
A feisty 70 year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman.
After a quick inspection, the man put some oil into the motor and handed
her a $70 bill for labor.
"Labor charges! One hour?" she exclaimed. "It only took you five minutes!"
The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge on
every house call.
"Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor," the lady responded, and
she handed him a rake.
The repairman spent the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.
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