Quote from Forum Archives on August 10, 2006, 12:42 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"SHIPWRECKED"

 

     

 

The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy. "Don't you understand?!? We're going to die!!"

 

The second man replied, "You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week."

 

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked, "What difference does that make?!? We're on an island with no food and no water! We're going to DIE!!!"

 

The second man answered, "You just don't get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. My pastor will find me!"

"Ten Commandments Pencil"

 

  

 

A teacher who takes a great deal of pride in her interaction with
students noticed a girl in her math class with a nice looking pencil. 
When she was making rounds checking the students as they worked on their
assignments, she noticed the pencil had the ten commandments written on
it.  Thinking it might be something she'd want to purchase to give as a
gift to her students, she comlimented the unique design of the Ten
Commandments pencil and asked the girl where she got it.  The student
said, "Yeah, I thought it looked pretty cool too, that's why I stole it
from my brother."

 

 

"Zoo Trip"

 

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

 

"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.

 

"Great," Little Johnny replied.

 

"Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother.

 

"Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

     

 

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