Quote from Forum Archives on April 25, 2005, 12:01 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Shocked"

 

 

 I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door,
 Not by the beauty of it all, by the lights or its decor.

 

 But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp--
 the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash.

 

 There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice.
 Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice.

 

 Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in hell,
 was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well.

 

 I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take.
 How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake.

 

 And why's everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue."
 "Hush, child," said He. "They're all in shock. No one thought they'd see
 you."

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"Possible"

 

 

The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become
when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all
over the room.

 

"A football player," "A doctor," "An astronaut," "The
president," "A fireman," "A teacher," "A race car driver."
Everyone that is, except Tommy.

 

The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still.
So she said to him, "Tommy, what do you want to be when
you grow up?"

 

"Possible" Tommy replied.

 

"Possible?" asked the teacher.

 

"Yes," Tommy said. "My mom is always telling me I'm
impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."

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"Just Like Mommy"

 

 

A two and a half year old walked into the bathroom while her
mother was putting on make-up. "I'm going to look just like
you Mommy!" she announced.
"Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her.
"No Mommy, tomorrow. I just put on that 'Oil of Old Lady' you
always use."

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"A happy heart is like good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22)

 

 

Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara

 

 

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