Shoe Boxing
Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
have gone to war. And for all of those that will be going there soon.
May God watch over them, protect them and keep them safe. May God be
with the families and friends and comfort them. May God bless all of
you and keep you safe and well.
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(^_^) Shoe Boxing (^_^)
Each day when I would come home from work I would drop to my knees and ask my 4 year old son if he wanted to box. I wanted him to learn how to protect himself.
We would spar around for a few minutes before supper.
One day my wife and I took our son to get new shoes. The shoe salesman was friendly and allowed my son to try on several pairs of shoes before we decided on a particular pair that he liked. We asked if he wanted to wear them home and he replied, "yes". The salesman, who was kneeling on the floor in front of our son, held the old shoes in his hands and asked, "do you want a box?"
Our son stood up and punched him right on the nose. After grabbing our son we had to spend the next several minutes explaining WHY this happened. Luckily, our salesman was the father of a 4 year old.
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(^_^) Dave's Aunt (^_^)
At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Dave into his office. "It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor."
"You know you're right, sir," exclaimed Dave "I didn't realize it. You don't suppose she's faking it, do you?"
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(^_^) Learn To Sew (^_^)
My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I
decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a
lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she
stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief,
"You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
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