Faith...unites the soul with Christ, as a bride is united with her bridegroom. From such a marriage, as [the apostle] Paul says, it follows that Christ and the soul become one body, so that they hold all things in common, whether for better or worse. This means that what Christ possesses belongs to the believing soul, and what the soul possesses belongs to Christ. Thus Christ possesses all good things and holiness; these now belong to the soul. The soul possesses lots of vices and sin; these now belong to Christ... Now is not this a happy business? Christ, the rich, noble and holy bridegroom, takes in marriage this poor, contemptible and sinful little prostitute, takes away all her evil and bestows all His goodness upon her! It is no longer possible for sin to overwhelm her, for she is now found in Christ.
Martin Luther

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#1 · July 25, 2004, 8:46 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Please keep the prayers going for Niki. Some Miracles have taken place with Niki. Our prayers are being answered as there has been some improvements. We hope to have a complete update soon to show God working and answering our prayers.
 
 
Mother   
 
 
A TEACHER had just given her class a science lesson on magnets. In a follow-up test on the subject, one of the questions read: "My name starts with 'M' and has six letters. I pick things up. What am I?"

Half of the students answered "Mother"!

 
 
Second Language    
 
 
MAMA CAT took her kittens for a walk one day. Their pleasant stroll was interrupted when a big mean dog threatened them. Mama Cat went right up to him and began barking. The startled dog immediately ran off, tail between its legs. Then Mama Cat turned to her babies and said, "You see, children--it pays to know a second language."
 
 
Report Card 
 
 
A BOY brought home his disappointing report card and rather sheepishly handed it to his father. After looking it over and mulling about it for a few moments, the father scowled. "Well, there's one good thing--with these grades, you're not cheating."
 
 

Questions   
 
 
Small boy:  "Dad, what is a religious traitor?" 
   
Father:  "A  man who leaves our church and joins another".
 
Small boy:    "And what is a man who leaves hischurch and joins ours?"
 
Father:  "A convert, Son, a convert."
 
 
Have a Blessed Day  
Dave and Barbara
 

 

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