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What do you get when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence!

TOP TEN THINGS THAT MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN

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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability
to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable
for their apparent disinclination to do so," author Douglas
Adams said.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be
lazy.