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#1 · May 22, 2000, 8:23 am

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SENILITY PRAYER

GOD GRANT ME THE SENILITY
TO FORGET THE PEOPLE
I NEVER LIKED ANYWAY,

THE GOOD FORTUNE
TO RUN INTO THE ONES I DO,

AND THE EYESIGHT
TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

Anonymous

"There is nothing worse than a brilliant image of a fuzzy
concept," photographer Ansel Adams said.

Perseverance

Two men were on a rooftop in Missouri during a flood.

One of them noticed a hat going back and forth on top of the water in a
regular pattern. He said to his buddy, "What in the world is that?"

His buddy replied, "Oh, that's just Grandpa, he said come hell or high
water he was going to mow the lawn today."