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Shuttle Trip
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#1 · September 13, 2002, 1:50 pm
Quote from Forum Archives on September 13, 2002, 1:50 pmPosted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
NASA had sent many shuttles to orbit the earth and made an
attempt to include passengers of all race, colour and creed.
They recently realized they had excluded the clergy, so they
invited a priest, a minister, and a rabbi to orbit the earth in a
shuttle.Upon their return, crowds of people formed to hear their
impressions. First the priest emerged, beaming and happy; his
statement was full of joy. He said, "It was totally amazing. I
saw the sun rise and set. I saw the beautiful oceans."Then the minister emerged, also happy and at peace. He said, "I
saw the magnificent earth, our home. I saw the majestic sun.
I'm truly in awe."Then the rabbi came out. He was completely dishevelled, his
beard was tangled and in every direction, his kipah was frayed,
his tallit was wrinkled, like you can't imagine. They asked
him, "Rabbi, did you enjoy the flight?"He threw his hands in the air crazily and replied, "ENJOY???
What was to enjoy? Oy! Every five minutes the sun was rising
and setting! On with the tefillin, off with the tefillin,
Mincha, Maariv, Mincha, Maariv... Oy Gevalt!!!!!!"Have a Blessed Day
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Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>
NASA had sent many shuttles to orbit the earth and made an
attempt to include passengers of all race, colour and creed.
They recently realized they had excluded the clergy, so they
invited a priest, a minister, and a rabbi to orbit the earth in a
shuttle.
attempt to include passengers of all race, colour and creed.
They recently realized they had excluded the clergy, so they
invited a priest, a minister, and a rabbi to orbit the earth in a
shuttle.
Upon their return, crowds of people formed to hear their
impressions. First the priest emerged, beaming and happy; his
statement was full of joy. He said, "It was totally amazing. I
saw the sun rise and set. I saw the beautiful oceans."
impressions. First the priest emerged, beaming and happy; his
statement was full of joy. He said, "It was totally amazing. I
saw the sun rise and set. I saw the beautiful oceans."
Then the minister emerged, also happy and at peace. He said, "I
saw the magnificent earth, our home. I saw the majestic sun.
I'm truly in awe."
saw the magnificent earth, our home. I saw the majestic sun.
I'm truly in awe."
Then the rabbi came out. He was completely dishevelled, his
beard was tangled and in every direction, his kipah was frayed,
his tallit was wrinkled, like you can't imagine. They asked
him, "Rabbi, did you enjoy the flight?"
beard was tangled and in every direction, his kipah was frayed,
his tallit was wrinkled, like you can't imagine. They asked
him, "Rabbi, did you enjoy the flight?"
He threw his hands in the air crazily and replied, "ENJOY???
What was to enjoy? Oy! Every five minutes the sun was rising
and setting! On with the tefillin, off with the tefillin,
Mincha, Maariv, Mincha, Maariv... Oy Gevalt!!!!!!"
What was to enjoy? Oy! Every five minutes the sun was rising
and setting! On with the tefillin, off with the tefillin,
Mincha, Maariv, Mincha, Maariv... Oy Gevalt!!!!!!"
Have a Blessed Day
Dave and Barbara
Dave and Barbara
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