Sick Leave Abuse
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Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse.
The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their
contract's sick-leave provisions.
One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held
aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced,
"Called in Sick yesterday!"
There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who
had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score.
The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator. "Wow," he said.
"Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!"
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BONUS JOKE
Completing The Census Form
The census taker knocked on Donna's door. She answered all his questions
except one. She refused to tell him her age.
"But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said.
"Did my nextdoor neighbors, Miss Maisy Hill and Miss Daisy Hill, tell you
their ages?" she asked.
"Certainly," he replied
"Well, I'm the same age as they are," she snapped.
"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.