Quote from Forum Archives on May 30, 2005, 1:49 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"Sick Sunday"

 

A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill.
"Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl.

 

"No." replied Mom.

 

"I think I'm gonna throw up."

 

"Well go out the front door, walk around the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."

 

A few moments later the girl returned to her seat.

 

"Did you throw up?" asked Mom.

 

"Yes."

 

"How could you have gone all the way around the church, throw up and be back here so soon?"

 

"I didn't even have to go outside. They have a box right by the front door that says 'For the Sick'."

 

"Little Johnny"

 

The composition teacher asked the class to write
about an unusual event that happened during the
past week. Little Johnny got up and read his
essay.

 

It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..."

 

"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all
right?"

 

"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling
for help yesterday."

 

 

"Mark 17"

 

 

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands to indicate how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said,

 

"Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on

the sin of lying."

 

 

You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.

 

 

Have a Blessed Day

Dave and Barbara

 

 

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