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Signs Of Age

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's
wife Tracy.
 
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my
eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where
the ball went," he answered.
 
"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished
his wife, "Why don't you take my brother
Scott along?"
 
"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore,"
protested Jack.
 
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would
watch the ball for you," Tracy pointed out.
 
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking
on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down
the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?"
asked Jack.
 
"Yup," Scott answered.
 
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering
off into the distance.
 
"I forgot."
 
Have a blessed day
Dave and Barbara
 
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