Signs You Have Nothing to do at Work

#1 · August 31, 2000, 7:18 am

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Eight signs you have nothing to do at work

1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 1999

2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces
images of Elvis.

3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

4. You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the
inevitable explosion occurs.

5. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your
ceiling.

6. No longer content with merely photocopying your hand, you now scan
and enhance it with Photoshop.

7. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all
seven Dwarfs.

8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and
General White-Out has called for reinforcements.